Advantages Of Being A Woman
Why it’s better to be a Woman?
1. We got off the Titanic first.
2. Our guy’s clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.
3. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
4. We can cry and get off speeding fines.
5. We’ve never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.
6. Taxis stop for us.
7. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
8. We don’t look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
9. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies … (you get the point).
10. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we’re gay.
11. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE’RE gay.
12. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.
13. It’s possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.
14. We don’t have to fart to amuse ourselves.
15. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.
16. If we’re dumb, some people will find it cute.
17. We don’t have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.
18. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
19. Our friends won’t think we’re weird if we ask whether there’s spinach in our teeth.
20. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
21. We’ll never regret piercing our ears.
22. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
23. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.
24. We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being lost is to ask for directions.