Advantages of Being a Man
Yesterday, I posted the advantages of being a woman and now in fairness I will also post the advantages of being a man!
1. Your last name stays put.
2. The garage is all yours.
3. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
4. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
5. You don’t give a monkeys if someone notices your new haircut.
6. Same work … more pay.
7. Wrinkles add character.
8. Wedding dress $2000; tux rental $100.
9. If you retain water, it’s in a canteen.
10. New shoes don’t cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
11. Your pals can be trusted never to ask you, “So, notice anything different?”
12. One mood, all the **** time.
13. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds.
14. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
15. You can open all your own jars.
16. You can go to a public toilet without a support group.
17. You can leave the motel bed unmade.
18. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
19. If someone forgets to invite you to something, you can still be friends.
20. If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.
21. You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger’s seat.
22. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
23. You don’t have to clean your apartment if the meter reader is coming.
24. You can quietly watch TV with a buddy for hours without ever thinking “he must be mad at me.”
25. You don’t mooch off other’s desserts.
26. You can drop by to see a friend without having to bring a little gift.
27. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.
28. You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.
29. You don’t have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
30. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
31. The same hairstyle lasts for years, even decades.
32. Your belly usually hides your big hips.
33. One wallet and one pair of shoes, any color, all seasons.
34. You can “do” your nails with a pocketknife.
35. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
Now, choose who is better, MAN or WOMAN?