Old Lady and the Athiest
An old Muslim woman lived next door to an atheist. Every day she would stand on her front porch and yelled “Allahu Akbar! Oh Allah! I believe in You!”; and the atheist would stick his head out the window and say “There is no Allah! Allah doesn’t exist!” The old Muslim woman would turn away and walk inside.
This went on for years.
One day, She went outside and said “Oh Allah! I know that You will provide my food for the week. I have no money, but I believe in You!” The next day, she came outside and found four large bags of groceries, she took them inside and came out again and said, “Thank you Allah! Thank you for the gift and the provisions! Oh Allah I believe in You!”
The atheist was hiding in the bushes, and jumped out and said “Aha! Allah didn’t
put those groceries there! I did! That proves that there is no Allah!”
The old woman looks upward with a smile on her face and says “Oh Allah! Not only
did You provide my food, but you made Shaitan pay for it!”