When a Man said…actually it means…

I got this translation from a man and according to him, when they say something, they actually mean:
“IT’S A GUY THING” –  means “There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical.”

“CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?”- means “Why isn’t it already on the table?”

UH HUH,” “SURE, HONEY,” OR “YES, DEAR”- means” Absolutely nothing. It’s a conditioned response.”

“IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN”- means “I have no idea how it works.”

“TAKE A BREAK, HONEY. YOU’RE WORKING TOO HARD.” – means “I can’t hear the game over the vacuum cleaner.”

“THAT’S INTERESTING, DEAR.” – means “Are you still talking?”

“YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS.”- means “I remember the theme song to ‘F Troop,’ the address of the first girl I ever kissed and the vehicle identification numbers of every car I’ve ever owned… but I forgot your birthday.”

“OH, DON’T FUSS, I JUST CUT MYSELF. IT’S NO BIG DEAL.”- means “I have actually severed a limb but will bleed to death before I admit that I’m hurt.”

“I CAN’T FIND IT.” – means “It didn’t fall into my outstretched hands, so I’m completely clueless.”

“I’M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE.” – means “No one will ever see us alive again.”

“WE SHARE THE HOUSEWORK.”- means “I make the messes; she cleans them up.”

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  1. “CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?”- means “Why isn’t it already on the table?”

    “I’M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE.” – means “No one will ever see us alive again.”

    It’s the best ! I like it 🙂

  2. lol!!! That’s so true!! 😀

  3. “IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN”- means “I have no idea how it works.”
    That’s true also,….lol 🙂




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