The Difference between Male & Female’s way of Rejection

July 31, 2007 in Humor, Interesting

Updated: Red Fonts 

Have you ever experienced being rejected by somebody whom you admired most or tried to reject the person whom you don’t really like personally? How did you handle it? Below are some list of differences between male and female’s way of rejection. Funny but too truthful to accept.

First, let’s talk about THE FEMALE WAY

When she said:
I think of you as a brother.
She actually wanted to say (You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in “Deliverance. “)

If she said:
There’s a slight difference in our ages.
That means (I don’t want you to be my dad)

If she will tell you:
I’m not attracted to you in ‘that’ way.
Please bear in mind that she wanted to tell you (You are the ugliest dork I’ve ever laid eyes upon.)

And if she will say:
My life is too complicated right now.
Actually it’s not as complicated as what you’re thinking of but it she just don’t want you guys spending time with her or else you may hear phone calls from the guys she is seeing. That’s it!

Now, if she will tell you :
I’ve got a boyfriend.
That actually means (I prefer my male cat and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry’s).

When she said:
I don’t date men where I work.
That’s the most polite word that she can utter but the truth is she wanted to tell you (I wouldn’t date you if you were in the same ‘solar system’, much less the same building.)

And if she will tell you:
It’s not you, it’s me.
Actually (It’s you.)

If she said:
I’m concentrating on my career.
No..no…no…that means (Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.)

If she will say:
I’m celibate.
Huh, she respects you but this is what she wanted to tell you (I’ve sworn off only the men like you.)

And the number one rejection line given by women is:
LET’S BE FRIENDS
The thing is she just want you to stay around so she can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men she meet)

Now lets talk about the MALE WAY OF REJECTION

If a man said:
I think of you as a sister.
He means (You’re ugly.)

When he told you:
There’s a slight difference in our ages.
That also means (You’re ugly.)

If he said:
I’m not attracted to you in ‘that’ way.
He still means (You’re ugly.)

And if he will say:
My life is too complicated right now.
he actually wanted to say (You’re ugly.)

If he will tell you:
I’ve got a girlfriend.
He actually wanted to say (You’re ugly and she is more beautiful than you.)

And if he said:
I don’t date women where I work.
That still means (You’re ugly.)

If he will say:
It’s not you, it’s me.
Well, he still wanted to say (You’re ugly.)

If he told you:
I’m concentrating on my career.
Take note, that still means (You’re ugly.)

When he say:
I’m celibate.
He still means (You’re ugly.)

Now, if he will tell you:
Let’s be friends
Bear in mind that he wanted to say (You’re sinfully ugly!)

So ladies and gentlemen, if you’ll hear this kind of statement from someone you love, then I think you already knew how to handle it, just remember not to believe everything you hear because it’s actually means the other way around.

NOW, tell me guys who’s the worst evil, MALE or FEMALE?
For me, though ladies are little bit complicated, at least whatever we mean deep within were not as UGLY as the men’s real answer.

Once again, thanks Sui  🙂