Husband and Wife Jokes
I love reading jokes especially about husband and wife. I found it very funny, below are some of the jokes I read today, the read fonts are my comments about it.
Wife: Honey….. What is You Looking for?
Wife: Nothing…?? You’ve been reading our marriage certificate for an hour??
Husband: I was just looking for the expiration date.
(This is just a joke but I think if marriage life has an expiration date, only few will ask for renewal because if we look into our society today, divorce is very rampant. The promises made during the courtship period had been forgotten.)
Wife: You always carry my photo in your briefcase to the office. Why?
Husband: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Husband: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, “What other problem can there be greater than this one?”
(I always read in many jokes that wife is the source of most marital problems, helloooooo…I mean why? For me, I think the other way around, we women are tend to be very talkative in nature and we voice out to our partners any problems that we encounter in marriage life, we are very open to let the husband knows everything what’s going on, don’t you ever think that women are the source of most problems, we are just keeping you informed of the problems you have done, sad to say that people think the other way around.)
Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.
Boy: It’s very kind of you, darling, But I don’t have any worries or troubles.
Girl: Well that’s because we aren’t married yet.
( It’s normal that married life will encounter some problems but it’s up to the couple how to handle it in a right way that their marriage will not be affected. If a problem will occur during the marital life, always remember how you shared your very romantic moments before marriage, do it once in a while to keep the romance alive. Don’t forget your promises with each other.)