Award winning Joke ?

MBA v/s Engineer

I got this from an email and according to the sender, this particular joke won an award for the best joke in acompetition organized in Britain and this joke was sent by an Indian……

An MBA and an Engineer go on a camping trip,
set up their tent, and fall asleep.
Some hours later, the Engineer wakes his MBA friend.
“Look up at the sky and tell me what you see.”

The MBA replies, “I see millions of stars.”

“What does that tell you?” The MBA ponders for a minute.

Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are
millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.

Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.

Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three.

Theologically, it’s evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.

Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.

Economically there are mass scales of stars in the sky.
So “Economy of Scale ” would be the ideal strategy in that market.

Strategically such market would be a volume driven market

Financially it would be a low margin market.

From HR point of view we would require huge manpower

What does it tell you?”

The Engineer is silent for a moment, then speaks.”Practically
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HAPPY WEEKENDS EVERYBODY!

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  1. Ha! It reminds of the movie “Dumb & Dumber” 🙂

  2. Bleh , No award from me , read jokes about present Indian Rail minister ‘ laloo prasad yadav ‘ … they are awesome ,

  3. liliane, haha yeah exactly!

    Grey, I never read it, I hope you will post some of that jokes 🙂

  4. LoL, this really deserves an award 🙂

  5. yara4ever

    hehehe 🙂 Nice one but not award winning 🙂

  6. LOL….the version i heard was that it was Sherlock and Dr. Winston and i think the competition was organized by BBC, but i’m not too sure.

    I was also surprised it won an award, true it is very funny but not necessary award winning. Makes one think what different cultures perceive as humorous.

  7. Yara, I agree with u 🙂

    Magical Droplets, maybe the judges found it too humorous, heheh!

  8. *LOL* Thanks for the joke. A good post to start my day with. =D

  9. Cece, thanks for your visit, I hope I made you smile 🙂




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