It pays to be careful around old people
Colin, the bus driver was driving with a bus load of old ladies down the motorway when he was tapped on his shoulder by one of them.
She offered him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munched up. After about 15 minutes, she tapped him on his shoulder again and she handed him another handful of peanuts.
She repeated this gesture about five more times.
When she was about to hand him another batch he asked the little old lady, ‘Why don’t you eat the peanuts yourself?’.
‘We can’t chew them because we’ve no teeth’, she replied.
Puzzled, Colin asked, ‘Why do you buy them then?’
The old lady replied, ‘We just love the chocolate around them.’